We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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