Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
