fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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