Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
where are you?
Hypothermia
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
