it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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