Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
did you just send me my own nude
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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