If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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