i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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