I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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