it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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