who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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