Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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