all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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