i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have post one night stand depression
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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