glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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