Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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