Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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