Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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