We're like a lot better than the average bears
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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