Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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