walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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