I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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