No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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