I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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