Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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