I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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