Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i think i just naturally attract stoners
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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