You're my little dorito
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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