You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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