I got chris browned last night
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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