This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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