"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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