I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
