you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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