on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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