And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize