...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Then you guys just all showered together...?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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