About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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