I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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