Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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