was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
high people should be assigned attendants
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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