Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
