Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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