I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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