google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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