Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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