i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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