my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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