I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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