who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
