Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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