how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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