belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Randomize
