it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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