Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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