Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I forget how to act sober
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